Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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