fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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