I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Enjoy the penises
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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