There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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