He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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