Welp...herpes.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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