i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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