You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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