Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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