I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i dont even know how to be here
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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