What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize