"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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