i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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