So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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