What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
