is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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