My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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