at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize
