is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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