Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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