just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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