Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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