do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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