He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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