In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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