What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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