Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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