I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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