You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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