My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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