what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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