They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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