I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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