Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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