Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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