You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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