my mouth tastes like poor choices
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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