jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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