i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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