Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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