yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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