I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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