She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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