can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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