last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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