My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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