that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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