How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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