i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
