The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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