yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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