we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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