Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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