I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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