Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
