I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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