its not stalking. its research.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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