I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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