if you like me you must not know who I am
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what is it with giant penises always finding me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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