What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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